- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

The power to change your urine to any color

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to see through glass doors.

the power to shit bricks

The power to scare female plants.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to die at will

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to bleed anally at will

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

Pointless Super Powers