- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to levitate mustard.

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

the power to seduce hats

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to get older every second

Pointless Super Powers