The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!