The power to fly only when in a car.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to kill yourself.

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Reverse Pooping

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of love

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to do nothing.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!