The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!