- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to turn into a laptop forever

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The power to see in to the future of one second

the power to make a pillow come to life once

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The ability to hear fish.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

Pointless Super Powers