The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to turn gold into stones.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power of Being stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to make someone think about frogs

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Endless falling....

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!