Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to think outside the bun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!