Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to walk through air.

The power to see through glass

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to imagine a new colour

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The super power to control paper.

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to exist

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!