The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to pee standing up

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Power to die at will

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!