- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to get foot-boners

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power of never finishing what you sta

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to go through open windows

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The power to make vegetables horny.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to see through water.

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to breath while under a container of water

Pointless Super Powers