- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to smooth a criminal

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to eat air with your lungs

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to hypnotize chickens

Pointless Super Powers