The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to be wrong

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to die at will

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!