The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to see through glass

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!