The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to be a human

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to catch em all

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!