The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to die in one second

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Black power

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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captain obvious

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!