1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The Power of cheese

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!