The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!