The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to poo.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!