The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to to think less

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to peel stickers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!