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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to die on command

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!