- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go on this website

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to make out of thin air

The power to never end your .

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power of Being stupid

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to only drink liquids

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

the power to sleep during day

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to make any girl hate you

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

Pointless Super Powers