- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see with your eyes open

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The power to not have a power.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

Pointless Super Powers