To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power of minding your own business

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!