the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to bleed

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!