The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to swim on land

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!