The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to poo.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!