The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to die

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of love

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!