- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath, but only in space.

the power to die

The power to catch em all

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to not have this superpower

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

Pointless Super Powers