The power to not Waste time

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to die....

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to to think less

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!