The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!