- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to run at the speed of a human

the power to f**k your family all at once

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to make doors disappear at will.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

Pointless Super Powers