the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Death at will

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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to make asians smart

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!