The power to go suicide

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die at will.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!