- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The ability to go 100% slower

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to get older every second

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to spell backwards.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

The power to swim on land

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to look through glass.

Pointless Super Powers