The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!