- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smile uncontrollably.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The power to give your wife rights

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to take a s*** on people

The Power of cheese

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

Pointless Super Powers