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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.
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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys
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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.
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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering
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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.
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Being a freemason
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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.
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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.
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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.
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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.
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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.
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The power to go through open windows
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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.
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The power to see 2 min. into the past.
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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.
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The power to slam a revolving door.
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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.
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The power to move objects by touching them.
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!