- Pointless Super Powers

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to cook bad meals.

The power to see through air.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to predict the past.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The power to make objects slightly furry

the power to not have power

The power to not hear thunder.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

the power to lose your power at will

The ability to fart like a zombie.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!