The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!