tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to not have power

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!