- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no powers!

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

the power to sneeze cum

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to fail any test you want

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

Lactokinesis

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The ability to smell with your hands

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

Pointless Super Powers