- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to die and get away with it

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!