The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!