The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!