The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!