The power to write about power.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!