To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to die but once

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!