The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!