- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to only drink liquids

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

the power to fart terrible gas

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

the power two become drunk at anytime

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

the power to eat waffles

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

Pointless Super Powers