the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to die at will.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to to think less

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!