The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat food

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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black people

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!