The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!