The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Swiss army teeth.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to understand myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!