The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to not have a power.

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Melting

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!