The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!