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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The power to wink with both eyes
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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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The power to poop out your penis.
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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.
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The power to go blind at will.
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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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The power to sh!t using your mind.
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The abilitie to lick your elbow.
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.
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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.
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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.
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The power to speak in cursive
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The power to see through glass
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!