- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

the power to shit bricks

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

Pointless Super Powers