The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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hey

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!