the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power of love

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!