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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale
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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.
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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The ability to trip on flat surfaces
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The power to go blind at will.
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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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The power to fly with your feets on the ground
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.
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The power to be attracted by bullets
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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.
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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!