the ability to fly underwater.

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the power to convert farts into burps.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

the power to make elton john gay

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

Balls.

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!