the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to piss lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!