The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to catch em all

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the ability to enjoy school

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!