Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to die at will

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!