the power to write on cellophane

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!