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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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A healing punch

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

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