The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exist

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to swim on land

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!