The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!