If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to bleed

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!