The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Acid pee

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!