Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to see through bones.

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Retractable Teeth

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!