The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to fart at will.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!