Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to withstand camel rape.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

the power to see through bananas

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to spell backwards.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

the power to get really mad.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to poop out your penis.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!