- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss lava.

The power to see in to the future of one second

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to poo.

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

The ability to be raped.

The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to dance really well

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to be buried at sea

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to get arrested

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

Pointless Super Powers