- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to be justin beiber

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to see through air.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The ability to rape the willing.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power of love

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

Pointless Super Powers