The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exist

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!