The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

the power to phaze through everything against your will

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to exist

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to understand irony.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to go blind at will.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!