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The power to see the present.
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The power to pee from your eyes
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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.
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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.
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the power to glow in the light
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The ability to draw an imperfect circle
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The power to predict yesterday's weather
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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age
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The ability to create pointless super powers
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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the power to fly if you are touching the ground
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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the power to have a power.
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush
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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.
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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.
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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.
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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!