The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Power to always have exact change.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to turn into paper

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be dead

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!