The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Melting

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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power to have no power at all

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to breath at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!