The power to see the present.

The power to pee from your eyes

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

the power to glow in the light

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

thee power to not eat but still starve

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

the power to have a power.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!