The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!