- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to poop out your penis.

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to see who is writing these powers

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to get thumbs down.

the power to make elton john gay

The power to find lost socks.

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to speak brail.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to get really mad.

The power to ?-1.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to understand irony.

The power of micro penis.

Pointless Super Powers