The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to be a complete troll

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Acid pee

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!