The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The super power to control paper.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to die

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The Power of cheese

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!