the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the ability to die without any control

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to die

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!