- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the present.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to do NOTHING!

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to poop kittens with mittens

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

Taekwondo

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

Pointless Super Powers